Privacy
Privacy, simply
Calm Chaos HQ is a static website. It does not run an email list, a signup form, or a third-party analytics script.
What this site collects
Pages are files. Visiting them does not create an account on Calm Chaos HQ, and the site does not ask you for an email address. Theprintables page offers free sample downloads and links to the Print Tonight shop. It does not include a form.
Your browser and our host (Cloudflare, on the public deployment) will see ordinary request data such as IP address, user agent, and the path you asked for. That is how a public website is delivered. We do not sell that information.
Analytics
No analytics product is installed. There is no tag manager, advertising pixel, or third-party analytics cookie added by this site. If that ever changes, this page will name the tool before the change ships.
There is no mailing list. If a real list is added later, signup will be explicit: you type an address, you confirm if the vendor requires it, and you can unsubscribe. This page will name that vendor first. Until then, do not send a child’s address anywhere on this site, because there is nowhere for it to go except the contact inbox if you email us yourself.
Links to other sites
A retailer search link, or a link to the Print Tonight shop on Payhip, leaves this site. What happens next is covered by that site’s privacy policy, including any cookies the store sets. Retailer links from our guides do not include affiliate tracking IDs. See theaffiliate disclosure.
Children
Printables may be used by families with kids, but this site is written for adult caregivers. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children.
Contact and changes
Questions about this notice can go tocarter.hubbs@gmail.comor through the contact page. The owner is named on the about page. If the privacy practices change in a material way, we will update this page when the code ships.